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Jumper/Cable
03:36
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the doom box croons as two bit tubular tunes rock when sitting next to lucifer it tends to be too hot not warm its about time you got warned he put his cock in the popcorn teaching you a lesson when youre reaching cuz you want more rubbing with the butter soon youre gonna feel a hot squirt the audacity the bastard passed on the receipt imagine meeting a demon whos always in heat hes got your cherry hes got your soul hes got you bent over a chair hes holding the remote youre the doom box now oh wicked tricks you take triple a batteries specifically triple six the doom box keeps bumping til the moon drops my migrating is making you primates migrate to utah so you think youre holier than me my mother was a wiffle ball my father was swiss cheese its the year two thousand and something whos counting you only know the mountain when jumping so jump jump jump jump when your eyes glaze over i am the controller leap then look it over i get you hold the bottle horizontal then open your throat known to fondle hopeless monsters i roll with the top down all the better to ingest you with a pessimist by nature educated in hatred medicine taker overdosing on going sober i hope my soul can hold on to its horses ignore the forces playing to sway your judgement i find im most snug in the place where your tongue is i love it when inhibitions get low got people wondering whered the remote go matter over grey matter because the bottles better now youre a lot of bitter bitching about the final battle im just trying to find my cattle put a hoof to the sky if your mind is fragile watch time unravel at a startling speed life is hard when youre harvesting meat why you worried little child your babysitters gone and died so why the fuss and why the cries youre free to run and play tonight its the year two thousand and something whos counting you can only know the mountain when jumping so jump jump jump when your eyes glaze over i am the controller leap then look it over i get you turned on
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Marrow
00:47
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you wanna hear an echo let go of the imaginary fibers tying you to the clouds im no scientist but im pretty sure there has to be a wall involved before you get any feedback before you hear the call before you see any return at all before you know it their holding a toast and their roasting your balls you better get your up in arms in order before they cut the wrong cable and get us all recorded patience what anxious much aiming at your cake hole and im taping it up danger theres a major hater on the loose made a case for reaming mouth breathers and reading karmas queue if my barbaloot suit cant repel abuse of this magnitude then ill have to go back to school
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Worry Wart
02:27
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its not every day when i feel myself exploding i dont mean that metaphorically its not hyperbole i mean i have a dream where i see myself eroding i can feel it when im sleeping like a pillow between my knees i know im not supposed to tap the glass but in my hand i have a hammer and if i dont use it ill lose it im good at keeping quiet i write it on resume and tell it to everybody that i meet you should really get that looked at you can call it karma you can call it luck but im not into labeling shit beyond shit i sit in traffic and i stare blankly at the brake lights and i write a song that sounds exactly like this one am i still driving i should probably check cuz sometimes i feel like i might be going in reverse i try to calm myself down and let it be but its hard not to be curious about things that are killing me you should really get that looked at get it checked out get it cut out cut it out
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The Waiter
03:21
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I know you're avoiding
taking responsibility for your choices
if you've got a problem, then voice it
I've got mouths to feed and holes to moisten
poison in the veins of the chosen one
sitting underneath of a frozen sun
when you cut your teeth on my bone, its no wonder
you're never going to touch your home soil again
live in turmoil and sin
spend and eternity toiling endlessly
spin your absurdities inside a centrifuge
extract the liquid, inject it in to you
… what a rush!
eye to the sky till the sun combusts
all I want is someone to hug
while my grave gets dug. Can you dig it?
Under the gun, above the shovel
under my tongue is a puzzle
there are no subtleties in the jungle
its chew or be consumed, chug or be guzzled
in love with an entity I can't define
with an injury as deep as mine
its only a matter of time before I go the way of the dinosaur
call me the waiter
because I'm always waiting, baby
not because I'm a waiter
i never have to wonder "whats clever"
when I'm up under forever
I've got her tongue in my head, it severs
i feel her eating out my dreams
reading how to be TKLB
I tried to warn her
I tried to point her whence she came
the shit remained
since things ain't been the same
rendering every sentence lame
consider it demented, strange
I hope you're prepared for detention in my brain
a boobie trap for every groupie that I've made insane
a scooby snack for every floozie that smells what I'm spraying
it was a figment to begin with
its hard to follow when your perspective is doing mctwists
burned out and pissed at my own invention
converting every residence i visit to a pigpen
give me the definition of an instant
for instance, I'm known to give it up with no resistance
and though I attempt to preempt it
I find that my foresight could use a prescription
for the sake of fecundity
i shun the sun and unplug the tv
I find myself wondering…
"what could they be doing?"
"what's taking them so long?!"
Call me the waiter
because I'm always waiting, baby
not because I'm a waiter
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Cold Turkey
01:08
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we dont want cancer we fucking need it as the world gets faster for some stupid reason how you gonna maximize efficiency with a fish hook in your lip with a tip of demons light it up oh righteous one cuz youre at a disadvantage if your minds less numb now chase the dragon and drag the water with your face in your hands and your hands in the garbage thats a big bird boy whos gonna carve it will you eat it all yourself or will you spot the starving this is for my blunt object army smarter than karma can i get a goddamn at least a gosh darnit the squares in the wrong compartment and they tell me my drug money is what they use to bomb cars with i ignore the jibber jabber of those lame asses the only time i fund terrorism is when i pay taxes and im making it last to the bank and back from the crank to the crack stick that in your pipe and laugh relax mother fucker relapse the terminal ward is filling up and its a perfectly normal experience to get your feelings fucked a man in black boots black suit white coat cuts into the cure with his eyes closed witness a statistic born cryptic words escape your twisted form your a victim of a cannibalistic worm when youre fucking in the fires of hell is it warm i know it is but not from experience i booby trap where your spirit sits not a whoopie cushion a proximity mine when your limit is timid then timmy give me a sign and give me a light inhale its fine just cuz it burns doesnt mean that it hurts now resistance is futile like cleaning the dirt
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In Tents
03:51
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im not a gambling man but sometime i have to sample my chances dancing with wolves their pants are wool their laughs are cold and hollow cuz they have no soul theyll catch your fall that aint all console a holy roller with the oldest camouflage thats when it all comes tumbling down their stumped as fuck wondering how it could have all slipped through their hands the inside edge is the one that snags yeah fucking with stubborn sands on the hunt for another plan where my lovers at their sucking the fun out of sunday i want my rubbers back get your ass up im not your savior lots of flavor shaving with occams razor wait a minute hey you you dont know you dont know you gave hope to everyone you dont know throw those cheap tricks out the door you dont know take that makeup off your face you dont know we will never be the same pivotal choices pitiful voices threaten dont step in directions they beckon the lesson survival 666 want the meaning of life this is it denial caves your mouth in wild eyed they descend the mountain i found them every childs transfixed by the pixels when they switch on kill them with this song graduate early contemplate surely youre being watched kiss the hands of the screaming clock appease the beating heart of god a life times not that long cynical tones expose that the criminals home its subliminal holding the stem of a rose another misunderstood miracle hear it is fear it but keep it close hey you you dont know you gave hope to everyone you dont know throw those cheap tricks out the door you dont know wipe that makeup off your face you dont know we will never be the same you dont know you gave hype to everyone you dont know throw that baby out the door you dont know take that bullshit off your face you dont know we will never be the same
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Radio DJ
02:19
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i want you up against a wall up against a wall up up im gonna give you everything you deseve im putting in work youre putting it in reverse for me servicing doing all those certain things i love perverse indeed its our anniversary of course it seems disgusting of course weve been discussing taking our relationship to the next level plead the fifth boo and kiss the devil it initiated innocently enough with your passionate admiration for my junk your insatiable libido and inescapable fuckability hump agility bending inexplicably lick my **** and your fixing me i never knew i could commit but my hunt is done your butt has won me over oh god up against the wall up against the wall up up i know you wanna ride my pony i know you wanna spend time up on me i know you want that type of boning i know its gonna be mind blowing i know youre into my cajones i know you been all kinds of horny up against the wall up against the wall up up
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ALMF
03:46
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swallow your pride even if it doesnt taste well and watch your ass when youre fucking on egg shells dont like being wrong hey why didnt you say so i take back everything that i did oh wait no im still grappling with that everything happening for a reason thing patting myself down racking my brain trying to find my keys may i have a piece please would it be too much to play our ep release seven in the morning we can both shoulder the burden of being at the turning point of redefining working we agree the line is perfect but whos pen will find it first and its a matter of opinion when you say you have the thirst that look in your eyes is not mine if you wanna be a mirror you cant be scared to shine inspirational insult me some other time when there aint no surplus dont act surprised dont act so surprised motherfucker dont look so surprised why do you seem so surprised do you need a hint or some advice well clean out your eyes splash a little water in your eyes blink a few times and rub your eyes then next time you wont be so surprised heres my time and my effort heres my tie and my dress shirt heres my id and my password yeah i kind of like finding things fractured when i was planning on smashing them and then dashing backwards damn this town is making you tired isnt it trying to stay wired while dividing percentages call it a vacation i insist its a pilgrimage no goodbye and no kisses so down to earth im six feet under it swallow your tongue cuz you know it dont behave good when youre lost you should just stay put everybody wants to be found wants to blow its easy to get down when everybody shows im making the rounds gotta sacrifice sleep to keep in the know im coming to town gotta eat from the sea to keep it afloat putting my thumbs up theres plenty of likes if you know where to find em making people jump like im sneaking up behind em now dont act so surprised motherfucker dont look so surprised why do you seem so surprised do you need a hint or some advice well clean out your eyes splash a little water in your eyes blink a few times and rub your eyes then next time you wont be so surprised this scene is so hot like the sun i think thats just where were from were living the life that we love i think were just having fun i feel like im rising above i think im an alien dont act so surprised motherfucker dont look so surprised why do you seem so surprised do you need a hint or some advice well clean out your eyes splash a little water in your eyes blink a few times and rub your eyes then next time you wont be so surprised
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Vacuum
02:30
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i got an alibi that reads like a resume i got an antichrist that i cant wait to ressurect i got some cherry pie yeah that might be a euphemism but i never kiss and tell until i tell em that im quitting you know im quick with the questions an avalanche with the answers i hand a battle axe to doctors when they ask for the scalpel you know i think that im funny i know i offend some people i realize im gonna die alone curled up in the fetal but i dont care baby im just a scared baby i would invite you to my vacuum yeah yeah but then it wouldnt be a vacuum yeah yeah im not sure if thats true yeah yeah but it works better without you i got a horoscope that reads like a ransom note i got an antidote and i cant wait to hike up the price i wanna help the people but i gotta help myself first on some if you love it let it go shit yeah whatever sure you know im couth with the curses you know im multiple persons ill slap you with my phantom limb when you ask me how i work it you know im not from this planet this is a mask for my sadness im gonna make a lot of noise so the people cant enjoy life and take it for granted i come prepared baby but i dont share baby i would invite you to my vacuum yeah yeah but then it wouldnt be a vacuum yeah yeah im not sure if thats true yeah yeah but it works better without you on the vine in the mind leave me here until im ripe i would invite you to my vacuum yeah yeah but then it wouldnt be a vacuum yeah yeah im not sure if thats true yeah yeah but it works better without you
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Suture Self
05:35
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Christmas Intent: Shitty
03:03
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