Christmas Intent: Sh*tty

by Snailmate

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	1.	X-mas Intent: Shitty 2017 03:03	lyrics
	Written by Kalen Lander & Ariel Monet 2017 You froze my heart on Christmas Eve You froze my heart on New Year’s Eve You froze my heart on Christmas Day And there’s nothing under my tree When it gets cold outside I decide to try n find somebody to spend some time with a fire to light inside and melt this ice Check the list I’ve been nice Santa won’t you give me a lady to love and one for my baby yeah she plays the drums a stocking to stuff I’m not asking for much How bout a million bucks? Got my requisite reasonable requests in seriously stricken with that seasonal depression don’t make me open your white elephant gift It’s fine to not give a shit Looking fat in my turtleneck sweater happy holidays well the last one was better I swear everyone must be under the weather Winter in the desert Donner has died of thirst You froze my heart on Christmas Eve You froze my heart on New Year’s Eve You froze my heart on Christmas Day And there’s nothing under my tree Yams n shit candles lit wrapping to match it funny to see just how fucked up your family is grandma smokes cannabis that’s how she handles it Guess what’s in this package? Hope you need socks son cuz you got some pops got a bottle of scotch do you want a shot meanwhile little brother gets an Xbox one See who has the most fun So when ya gonna settle down and stop going on tour how come you’re never around don’t you want to start a family and make your mother proud? I need to go lay down Little baby Jesus he doesn’t understand trying to make ends meet and working for the man I’m gonna take this bonus and blow it fast as I can It’s a white Christmas but I just want to black out You froze my heart on Christmas Eve You froze my heart on New Year’s Eve You froze my heart on Christmas Day And there’s nothing under my tree