X​-​mas Intent: Shitty 2017

from Christmas Intent: Sh​*​tty by Snailmate

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Happy holidays!

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Written by Kalen Lander & Ariel Monet
2017

You froze my heart on Christmas Eve
You froze my heart on New Year’s Eve
You froze my heart on Christmas Day
And there’s nothing under my tree

When it gets cold outside I decide to try n find somebody to spend some time with a fire to light inside and melt this ice
Check the list I’ve been nice
Santa won’t you give me a lady to love and one for my baby yeah she plays the drums a stocking to stuff I’m not asking for much
How bout a million bucks?
Got my requisite reasonable requests in seriously stricken with that seasonal depression don’t make me open your white elephant gift
It’s fine to not give a shit
Looking fat in my turtleneck sweater happy holidays well the last one was better I swear everyone must be under the weather
Winter in the desert Donner has died of thirst

You froze my heart on Christmas Eve
You froze my heart on New Year’s Eve
You froze my heart on Christmas Day
And there’s nothing under my tree

Yams n shit candles lit wrapping to match it funny to see just how fucked up your family is grandma smokes cannabis that’s how she handles it
Guess what’s in this package?
Hope you need socks son cuz you got some pops got a bottle of scotch do you want a shot meanwhile little brother gets an Xbox one
See who has the most fun
So when ya gonna settle down and stop going on tour how come you’re never around don’t you want to start a family and make your mother proud?
I need to go lay down
Little baby Jesus he doesn’t understand trying to make ends meet and working for the man I’m gonna take this bonus and blow it fast as I can
It’s a white Christmas but I just want to black out

You froze my heart on Christmas Eve
You froze my heart on New Year’s Eve
You froze my heart on Christmas Day
And there’s nothing under my tree

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from Christmas Intent: Sh​*​tty, released December 19, 2017
Recorded at Royal Recordings by Bill Douglass
2017 Love in the Microwave
Snailmate
Written by Kalen Lander & Ariel Monet

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